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PostSubject: real sharing.    Thu 23 Mar - 18:22

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing

one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French

fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of

his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the

cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,

the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford

is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and

politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man

said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns

sipping the drink...

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy

another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you,

we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the

napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had

yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

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'THE TEETH.'!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: real sharing.    Thu 23 Mar - 23:05

Arrgh, but funny :rolling:

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PostSubject: Re: real sharing.    Thu 23 Mar - 23:19

Johnno and old one but still funny :rolling:

"Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that mans'  shoes *Elvis*
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PostSubject: Re: real sharing.    Sat 25 Mar - 13:28

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PostSubject: Re: real sharing.    Sat 25 Mar - 14:02

:rolling: :wlol: :rolling:

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