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PostSubject: Blonde Jokes.........   Wed 6 Sep - 15:14

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"


Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."


Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.


There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Wed 6 Sep - 15:41

Mean to blondes?
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Thu 7 Sep - 14:48

Imbrutus ~ Co-Owner wrote:
Mean to blondes?

And old men :ld2:





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Mon 11 Sep - 0:27

Sheka ~ Owner wrote:
Imbrutus ~ Co-Owner wrote:
Mean to blondes?

And old men :ld2:

There's old men on here? :ohno2:
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Mon 11 Sep - 0:56

Imbrutus ~ Co-Owner wrote:
Sheka ~ Owner wrote:
Imbrutus ~ Co-Owner wrote:
Mean to blondes?

And old men :ld2:

There's old men on here? :ohno2:

Yep....one has just said Good night to me and gone to bed in the next room :lol44:





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sat 11 Nov - 1:43

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sun 12 Nov - 12:38

An oldie but still funny

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sat 18 Nov - 15:33

Imbrutus ~ Co-Owner wrote:
An oldie but still funny

:rofl5:

Bit like you then babe x





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sat 18 Nov - 17:15

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sat 18 Nov - 23:28

:rofl5: :lol44: :rofl5:


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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Sun 19 Nov - 0:41

:rofl5: :lol44:





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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Mon 10 Dec - 14:54

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."


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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes.........   Tue 11 Dec - 13:28

Old but still funny,like you I guess :c2:





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