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Post by Guest on Wed 27 Sep - 19:44

Teacher asks the class " I want a story with a moral to it"

Little Emily raises her hand and says " Don't count your chickens before their hatched".

" Well done" says the teacher. "The moral is that you shouldn't expect things"

Little Johnny raises his hand. "Go on then" says the teacher

"Well, my grandad was in the trenches in the war, and before he went, they gave him a bottle of whiskey, a 12 inch bayonet and 12 bullets for his gun. So, he drunk the whiskey, went over the top and killed 12 Germans, one for every bullet he had. He then stabbed 12 Germans, one for every inch of his bayonet" and then Johnny stopped the story

" Thats very interesting" said the teacher, " but what is the moral to that story"

" Don't mess with my grandad when he's drunk"

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Post by Sheka ~ Owner on Wed 27 Sep - 19:55

:rofl5: :rofl5: :rofl5:

Your Grandkids should read that one


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